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Picky Bits Food Board – Personalised Hevea Wood Chopping Board with Funny Engraving

If you love a good grazing session, enjoy hosting friends, or simply adore a cheeky kitchen accessory, this Picky Bits Food Board is the perfect addition to your home. Crafted from beautiful Hevea wood and professionally laser engraved, this novelty wooden chopping board brings humour, style, and practicality together in one charming piece. Whether you’re looking for a funny gift, something special for a foodie friend, or a unique board for serving your favourite snacks, this Picky Bits Food Board is guaranteed to stand out.

A Funny, Novelty Picky Bits Food Board for Adults Who Love a Laugh

The heart of this design features the popular and humorous phrase:

“OFF MT TITS ON Picky Bits”

— a line that never fails to get a smile. It’s bold, cheeky, and captures that laid-back, snack-loving vibe perfectly. The laser engraving is crisp, permanent, and set beautifully in the centre of the board, making the wording the star of the show.

For those who prefer a personalised touch, this board can be customised to suit your needs. Whether you want something slightly less sweary for gifting, a pun that fits your personality, or even a name added underneath the main branding, we can accommodate it. Simply enter your request clearly in the personalisation box, and we will tailor the design exactly as you need. Your board, your humour, your way.

Premium Hevea Wood for a Durable, Long-Lasting Board

Each Picky Bits Food Board is made from high-quality Hevea wood, a sustainable and durable hardwood known for its smooth finish and excellent food-safe properties. Hevea is lightweight compared to some other hardwoods, but still incredibly sturdy, making it ideal for daily kitchen use.

The board measures 30 x 20cm, giving you a versatile size that works beautifully as a chopping board, nibble platter, serving tray, charcuterie display, or novelty gift. A decorative recessed groove runs neatly around the outer edge — not only giving it that extra stylish finish, but also offering practical crumb-catching benefits if you use it as a serving board.

Laser Engraved Design – Permanent and Professional

Your Picky Bits Food Board is engraved using professional laser equipment, ensuring the design is clean, sharp, and long-lasting. Laser engraving burns the design directly into the wood, meaning it won’t peel, fade, or rub off over time. Unlike printed designs, laser engraving gives a premium, tactile finish that looks high-end in any kitchen.

You also have the option to add themed decorations to your board. Choose between:

• ⭐ Additional engraved stars

• ❄️ Engraved snowflakes for festive flair

These optional elements are selectable through the dropdown menu, helping you customise your board further depending on whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, or simply a novelty treat for yourself.

A Perfect Birthday Gift or Christmas Gift for Food Lovers

This board makes a fantastic present, especially for adults who appreciate humour mixed with practicality. Whether you’re giving a birthday gift, a Christmas gift, or a novelty surprise for a friend who loves picky bits, this board ticks every box.

Because these boards are universal in style, they suit a wide range of gifting occasions:

• Birthday gift for him or her

• Christmas gift with a funny twist

• Secret Santa present

• Gift for food lovers

• Graze board fans

• Housewarming surprise

• Hostess gift

• Something special for your own kitchen

And because the humour is aimed at adults, it’s perfect for those who enjoy novelty items that still have practical purpose.

Please note:

These make excellent birthday gifts and brilliant Christmas gifts, especially if you opt for the snowflake design for added festive charm.

Customisation Options – Make It Truly Personal

We know everyone has their own sense of humour, so custom wording is welcome. Customers can:

• Replace the original phrase completely

• Request a more family-friendly version

• Add a name beneath the main design (e.g. “Sarah’s Picky Bits Board”)

Just enter your personalisation clearly in the text box. If we need extra clarification, we’ll contact you before engraving. Our goal is always to deliver a board you absolutely love.

Ready to Use – Oiled and Finished Before Dispatch

Every Picky Bits Food Board is treated with high-quality chopping board oil before it leaves our workshop. This nourishes the wood, enhances its natural grain, and ensures it is food-safe and ready to use the moment it arrives. There’s no need to oil the board yourself before its first use — we take care of that for you.

Because of the natural wooden construction, these boards must be cared for properly to maintain their quality:

• Hand wash only

• Do not soak

• No dishwasher

• Let the board air dry thoroughly after washing

Avoiding the dishwasher is essential, as the heat and water exposure can damage wooden boards. Hand washing will keep your board beautiful for years to come.

Beautifully Packaged for Gifting

Your picky bits board arrives wrapped in rustic brown paper and packed in a protective cardboard mailing box. It’s simple, eco-friendly, and gift-ready. Many customers choose to gift the board exactly as it arrives because the presentation is clean, natural, and charming.

In Stock and Ready for Quick Dispatch

We keep these Picky Bits Food Boards in stock and ready for quick dispatch. Although dispatch times can vary seasonally, we always work hard to get your order out promptly.

This fast turnaround makes the board ideal for last-minute gifting — whether you suddenly need a birthday present, a Christmas gift, or something fun for a weekend gathering.

Why This Picky Bits Food Board Makes Such a Popular Gift

Customers love this board because it offers:

• A unique novelty design

• Personalisation options

• High-quality craftsmanship

• Practical everyday use

• Stylish engraving

• Sustainable hardwood material

• A funny talking point at parties

• A thoughtful present that doesn’t feel generic

And of course, the humour makes it unforgettable.

Whether used for serving cheeses, crisps, meats, dips, picky bits, or even as a decorative kitchen display, the board brings personality and warmth to any home.

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