• After Sex Embroidered Towel

    Embroidered Personalised After Sex Towel - A Rude, Funny Anniversary gift Hate running to the toilet straight after doing the deed and ruining that special moment? Why not consider investing in an After Sex Embroidered Towel ? This is more than just a novelty gift - it is super thick and soft featuring a hanging hook on the back - you can have it just within reach!
  • RUDE Date Night Sex Tokens in Box What better way to choose your nights activities for your husband or wife? Featuring a beautiful pine  box with special engraved design on the front featuring your both your names. Inside the wooden box will come 10 perfect wooden circle sex tokens,  each with your chosen activity.
  • Cum Rag Wipe Forget about having a stash of tissues next to the bed, why not grab for a soft flannel instead? These are our budget version of our popular naughty items. Choose the text you want and pop it in the personalisation box. The more words the smaller the text so please bear that in mind. PLEASE NOTE THIS IS AN EMBROIDERED ITEM, THEREFORE STITCHES WILL BE SHOWN ON THE REVERSE OF THE FLANNEL. ITEM WILL BE SHIPPED WITH SOME RESIDUAL STABILIER WHICH WILL DISOLVE OR PULL AWAY IN THE WASH - THEREFORE WE DO ADVISE WASHING BEFORE GIFTING AND USE.
  • Boxer Shorts - Property Of These TriDri boxer briefs feature breathable polyester/elastane blend fabric to help you stay dry and comfortable. Standard design featuring your own photo and choice of words around the top. Please state wording in personalisation box and upload photo in the upload box Please use as high a quality photo as you can, avoiding filters and selfies - these will reduce the photo quality. All photos will be printed as received unless minor cropping or edits are required to fit the frame of the design. Elasticated boxer briefs, triple lined to the front. Soft slinky feel.
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  • Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page Details Quick View
  • Sex Position Drinking Mug Make that special person laugh, whether it be for Valentine's Day, an anniversary or a birthday, this mug will certainly get them chuckling. More adult related items are available in our Over 18s section. Try  After Sex Embroidered Towel: 2nd Wedding Anniversary RUDE Date Night Sex Tokens in Box After Sex Towel – A Funny and Practical Gift  
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  • After Sex Embroidered Towel Embroidered Personalised After Sex Towel - A Rude, Funny Valentine's Gift Hate running to the toilet straight after doing the deed and ruining that special moment? Why not consider investing in an After Sex Embroidered Towel ? This is more than just a novelty gift - it is super thick and soft featuring a hanging hook on the back - you can have it just within reach! FONT TYPE MAY DIFFER   The main text will be After Sex Towel - unless requested otherwise Designs are Sperm - white on black or silver on white Lips - Red unless requested otherwise Hearts - Red unless requested otherwise If no colours are specified in the personalisation box we will automatically embroidered white text on a black towel and black text on a white towel. If your name/s are very long we may alter the font to accommodate the extra room. If these are a bit too much - we do an alternative flannel version in our listings.
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  • Cum Rag Willy Wipe Personalised Flannel Watch their face light up when you gift that somebody with their own personalised Willy wipe or wanky hanky. Whether it is for an anniversary, valentines, birthday gift it will surely put a smile on their face. PLEASE NOTE THIS IS AN EMBROIDERED ITEM, THEREFORE STITCHES WILL BE SHOWN ON THE REVERSE OF THE FLANNEL. ITEM WILL BE SHIPPED WITH SOME RESIDUAL STABILIER WHICH WILL DISOLVE OR PULL AWAY IN THE WASH - THEREFORE WE DO ADVISE WASHING BEFORE GIFTING AND USE.
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